Funny Shart Survival Kit

🚨The Shart Survival Kit – Your Comprehensive Emergency Response System for Digestive Emergencies

FEATURES

• Emergency Undergarments: Includes one pair of "Oopsie Poopsie" disposable underpants made of soft, hypoallergenic non-woven fabric to keep your dignity intact in times of distress.

• Double-Layer Tissue Pack: The "Brown Town" tissues feature a wax-coated, dual-layer design for max absorbency and no seep-through.

• Clean-Up Wipes: Comes with 8 extra-large (8" x 8") antibacterial wipes from the "Clean Booty" system, perfect for full-surface recovery.

• Crisis Management Guide: A waterproof, laminated instruction card gives you step-by-step support for navigating your moment of truth.

• Commemorative Badge: Includes a 1.5" die-cast metal “I Survived” pin so you can wear your experience like a badge of honor.

• Premium Safety Materials: All components are hypoallergenic, latex-free, odor-neutralizing, and vegan-friendly for a clean and conscious recovery.

• Compact & Portable: The kit measures just 6" x 4" x 1.5" and weighs only 7.2 oz — easy to stash in a backpack, desk drawer, or glove compartment.

• Perfect Gag Gift: Ideal for Secret Santa, gag gifts, or that friend who’s always “totally fine” after trying street food.

 

SPECIFICATIONS

• Material: Medical-grade plastics and fabrics
• Weight: 7.2 oz
• Size: 6" x 4" x 1.5"

 

PACKAGE INCLUDES

• 1 × Funny Shart Survival Kit

 

NOTE

• Please allow slight measurement deviations due to manual measurement.

• Due to the differences in monitor and lighting effects, the actual color of the item may be slightly different from the color shown in the pictures.