£79.99
🚨The Shart Survival Kit – Your Comprehensive Emergency Response System for Digestive Emergencies

Emergency Undergarments: Includes one pair of "Oopsie Poopsie" disposable underpants made of soft, hypoallergenic non-woven fabric to keep your dignity intact in times of distress.
Double-Layer Tissue Pack: The "Brown Town" tissues feature a wax-coated, dual-layer design for max absorbency and no seep-through.
Clean-Up Wipes: Comes with 8 extra-large (8" x 8") antibacterial wipes from the "Clean Booty" system, perfect for full-surface recovery.
Crisis Management Guide: A waterproof, laminated instruction card gives you step-by-step support for navigating your moment of truth.
Commemorative Badge: Includes a 1.5" die-cast metal “I Survived” pin so you can wear your experience like a badge of honor.
Premium Safety Materials: All components are hypoallergenic, latex-free, odor-neutralizing, and vegan-friendly for a clean and conscious recovery.
Compact & Portable: The kit measures just 6" x 4" x 1.5" and weighs only 7.2 oz — easy to stash in a backpack, desk drawer, or glove compartment.
Perfect Gag Gift: Ideal for Secret Santa, gag gifts, or that friend who’s always “totally fine” after trying street food.